When you have to fold the bedsheets with the aid of a cricket bat...arf,arf

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Only when he dies, why would he stop when he gets divorced? He has to continue till he can find some woman who would be prepared to assist him. That is of course if he is still reasonably marketable.

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He only stops when his hands are so gnarled from arthritis he can no longer hold it, never mind move it. Or he dies. Ag shampies!

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When he cums ..

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After climaxing perhaps?

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When they nail down the coffin lid.

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Wankers will never give up their little pleasures in life.

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Thanks for the Saturday laugh Shisstirrer.

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When Altzheimer's sets in

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Never, and men that masturbate have very oily hair.

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When Arthritis sets in and he cannot hold his wanker anymore.

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After masturbating

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Yes, when he gets divorced. LOL. Old joke.

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Masturbating, fiddling around with it, moving it from side to side, adjusting it, touching to make sure it is still there. That is the very last thing to go....a few seconds after death.

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i don't believe they do it's man's little pleasure when they don't get any from the mrs

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When he dies

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When he is dead.

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